i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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