she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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