What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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