Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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