before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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