how can u be prego again
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
