Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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