he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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