I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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