I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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