Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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