WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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