i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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