found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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