i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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