Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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