Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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