maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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