when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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