your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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