love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
