i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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