We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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