How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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