there was a trapeze. enough said
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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