They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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