**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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