But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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