yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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