This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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