Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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