I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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