I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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