ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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