my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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