I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Me. At least after what I've been through.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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