i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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