i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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