trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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