He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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