i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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