This is not my ceiling
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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