when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Randomize
