before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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