I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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