This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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