C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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