I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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