I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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