she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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