i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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